You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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