im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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