i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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