"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
vagina is talking i cant
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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