Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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