I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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