theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I understand Curling. That high.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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