What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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