i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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