She's JV to your varsity
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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