this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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