I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
