White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
you never un-have a 4some
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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