Having a random hookup so left but love u
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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