so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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