Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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