she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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