I want to make a zoo with you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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