He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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