I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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