After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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