Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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