my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
should my penis look like a turkey
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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