My brain says no but my pants say off.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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