Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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