Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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