69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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