Please, let me fuck your mom
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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