I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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