I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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