yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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