Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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