OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
home. puking in laundry basket.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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