UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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