I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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