Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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