What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
A bitchslap is in order.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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