I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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