he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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