This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Mom said you looked used
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize