i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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