new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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