If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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