And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i out mim tonsoeep
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