At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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