is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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