just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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