I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish i was in the wii world.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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