So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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