Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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