Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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