it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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