I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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