I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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