Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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