My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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