youre lurking in front of me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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